Starters: 

Quotes-
1. I really want to kill the hottest person alive but apparently suicide is a crime!
2. OMG I stepped on a cheerio does that make me a serial killer?
3.Ok so there is two sides of your brain the left and the right side, my left side has nothing right and my right side has nothing left.
4.People please don't waste paper stop doing homework it's wasting paper !!!
5.As I already said I don't repeat my self!
6.Why do teachers call it cheating...HELLO its called teamwork!!!

Hope you liked it please comment!